Note: Before reading the following arguments, please understand that they are not what I believe. On Wednesdays, I deliberately argue for wrong ideas, challenging my listeners to call and defend the obvious right answer, which is usually far harder than one would expect. This is a summary of what Wacky Andrew will be arguing, not a representation of what real Andrew believes.~You don’t buy a car before you take it out for a test drive or two.
~You don’t buy a cow before you’ve tasted the milk.
~If you’re going to do it eventually anyhow, why wait?
~Sex is such an important part of a relationship that you really need to be sure it’s good enough before you get too serious with someone.
~The best way to see if you’re a good match is to try all the married stuff before you make a permanent commitment.
~The real reason for prohibiting sex outside of marriage was the children, but we’ve solved for that problem.
~Modern contraception takes away all the dangers of premarital sex.
~“Sex is natural. Sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
~How else would I prove my love to someone?
~Only prudes and the Amish think that you shouldn’t do this.
~If God really wanted us to not have sex, why did He make it feel so good?
~Who are you to tell me what I should or shouldn’t do with my body?
~The vast majority of all Americans do it, including Christians. So how serious are you about it being a bad idea?
~Most of the people who say it’s bad did it themselves before they were married. What hypocrites!
~Lots of people who have sex before they’re married have great marriages.
~Given the easy availability of sexual partners, the person who refuses this will not be able to retain a mate.
~Sexual repression is unnatural.
~You only get good at doing something by persistent practice.
~Men are going to find sex somewhere. What would you prefer, that they go to prostitutes?
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