Friday, February 11, 2011

02.11.11 4PM Commentary


From President Obama's comments on the sudden and unexpected resignation today of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak:
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"One Egyptian put it simply: Most people have discovered in the last few days…that they are worth something, and this cannot be taken away from them anymore, ever.
This is the power of human dignity, and it can never be denied. Egyptians have inspired us, and they’ve done so by putting the lie to the idea that justice is best gained through violence. For in Egypt, it was the moral force of nonviolence — not terrorism, not mindless killing — but nonviolence, moral force that bent the arc of history toward justice once more."
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Be praying for the Middle East that God's Will be done there and that more freedom and more peace will be the result of what may be only the beginning of authoritarian regime change in that region.

02/11/11 3PM Commentary

This is how Egyptians are reacting to President Hosni Mubarak's sudden reversal from yesterday this morning to step down from office and give temporary control of Egypt to the military until democracy can really be brought about, street celebrations and chanting are ongoing at this hour. We are all waiting anxiously to see how this plays out not only in Egypt, where the Muslim Brotherhood is so concerning a political force, but also in neo-totalistic states around the Middle East where the formerly passive "Arab street" is now seeing two recent victories (Tunisia). There are some reports of demonstrations in Iran also, and everyone is going to be watching Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Jordan closely in the coming weeks.





Thursday, February 10, 2011

02/11/11 2PM Commentary



I learned about Groundwire.net from this Christian Post article, although in retrospect, I think I've heard them on Air-1 before as well. The idea of this youth pastor was that the Great Commission says to "Go." It doesn't say, "Make them come." So he started advertising for Christianity on secular radio programs at times of the day when teens would be listening. Now, 8 years later, he places ads on MTV, VH-1, Comedy Central, and the Cartoon Network. Awesome and challenging idea based on the grammar of the Bible!

Various Current Events


CC--8th Commandment: What does the 8th Commandment require of the community?


· Image of God in people means respect their private property
· But Image of God in others also means to give to them when in need.
· And the Image of God in us OF a generous God means to give.
· But there are robust institutions meant to provide for everyone’s needs by God.
· Family, which means we don’t play economically as individuals but as a team with less individual risk.
· Government, which prevents and remedies injustice, fraud, and theft.
· And Church, which is a safety net for cases which slip through the cracks between family provision and governmental protection.
· And when these institutions aren’t functioning properly, the COMMUNAL Image of God is broken, and it makes it that much harder for individuals to play their part of not stealing.
· Does that justify theft? No. But it does remind us that the prohibition against stealing is part of a much larger picture of communal obligations and institutions.
· God intends to meet our needs, but the State, the Church, and the Family are each vital components of how He intends to do this.

2/10/11 4PM Commentary

It may be fun to say, but it's not fun to deal with a demanding (high maintenance) woman. As I mentioned last hour, I recommend against paying double or triple for something perishable just because the culture says to. Instead, offer your gal a better deal: "I'll buy you roses two or three times throughout the year, and we can do something less dumb with our money on Monday."

If she freaks: that's a warning sign, have a conversation.
If she's okay: that's a good sign, proceed ahead.
If she praises you and acts enthusiastic about your financial wisdom: marry her as quickly as you can!

2/10/11 3PM Commentary


As happens every year at this time, the price of roses is going way up from most floral shops. And although I know this will anger many women and all florists, I say, "Don't be dumb. Don't buy roses for Monday, unless you get a smokin' deal." If you knew that houses would be double or triple their normal price in the second week of February, what fool would buy a house then? Instead, buy roses two or three times throughout the year and do something wiser for Valentine's Day. Also, not all relationships fall in the "you need to prove you're serious about this relationship" category, FYI.

2/10/11 2PM Commentary

AOL will apparently acquire Huffington Post for $315 million. Although people who think this weird because HP is so heavily leftist, I think it makes sense. I'm actually in favor of media outlets having clear bias branding, and AOL can no longer pretend to be unbiased journalism. The amazing thing is that other outlets (NBC, NYT, etc.) have such a pretense. The real question, as this excellent column raises, is the future impact of "aggregator" sites on the "real" journalists that feed them when those "real news" sites no longer can afford to produce the news the derivatives depend on.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Wacky Wednesday--We Shouldn’t Have Driving Laws

Note: Before reading the following arguments, please understand that they are not what I believe. On Wednesdays, I deliberately argue for wrong ideas, challenging my listeners to call and defend the obvious right answer, which is usually far harder than one would expect. This is a summary of what Wacky Andrew will be arguing, not a representation of what real Andrew believes.

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Don’t you believe in freedom?

~Who are you to tell me how to live my life?

~People are basically responsible and self-interested enough to look out for themselves.

~99% of all driving is done without cops around. Why can’t it be 100%?

~We could still have all the other basic rules like negligent homicide and torts for wrongs committed.

~Get the government out of the licensing racket.

~Speed limits are arbitrary abuses of power for the purpose of getting your money.

~You don’t have “walking rules,” and yet billions of people walk safely every day.

~Why can’t the market and individual responsibility just solve this problem?

~Who are you to judge what’s safe for someone else to do?

~Just think of all the ridiculous laws we have in the name of “car safety.”

~Wouldn’t you rather just get in your car and drive to work without the worry of running afoul of some deputy working to meet a quota, basically the same way you walk to work?

~We let people marry without a government licensing program and almost no regulation whatsoever.

~We let people parent without a government licensing program and very little regulation.

~We trust people with guns with almost no supervision or restraint at all.

~We trust people with the printing press and the website with no supervision or restraint at all except after the fact when they’ve caused some measurable harm.

~Isn’t freedom of mobility an important enough concern to not have the government intruding on it?

~Why wouldn’t the average decency, self-governing, responsibility of the American citizen work here, too?

~Why don’t you TRUST your fellow citizen better than that?

~Traffic laws are really just a pretext to harass citizens, stop them without any good reason, and elicit funds from them in a haphazard and unjust way.

~Under our current system, something like 40,000 people a year die in car-related crashes. How’s that working for us so far?

~Show me one thing in the Constitution that gives the federal government the power to regulate traffic?

~Ask yourself a simple question: how often do the people who make decisions about traffic get it wrong? Speed limits too low (too high). Stop signs that should be yields. Stop signs are a great example, how many people actually come to a full and complete stop like the law requires at any time other than when a cop is nearby? And you just know that the entire point of having a “no U-turn” sign is to indicate the precise location of the absolutely most necessary places to make a U-turn!

~Three letters for you: DMV.

2/9/11 4PM Commentary


Five year study shows giving a newborn solid food before 4 months significantly increases chance (6x) of obesity by 3, but only if they're formula-fed. Time of introduction of solids has no impact on breast-fed babies. I'm not the sort to say that breast-feeding is the magic elixir of all things healthy, but given it's patent God-designed naturalness, you have to make me a good argument to try something else.

2/9/11 3PM Commentary


Jump in cash buyers indicating we might be near the end of the declines in Phoenix (42% of last year's deals in The Valley). I don't know if I'm convinced just yet, since everything I've heard says that there's going to be another round of foreclosures this year. Also, since it's so hard for highly qualified buyers to compete with cash buyers, this is just another headache in acquiring a home. And weren't investors part of the problem before? Nevertheless, if the people with cash are diving in, it means at least that THEY don't think the market is due to dip much lower in Phoenix.

2/9/11 2PM Commentary


Senate suspends earmarks, but only for two years! Hilarious. AFTER the House already did this in their new rules and even President Obama said this in SOU, now the ever-brave Democrat-led Senate boldly goes where everyone has already gone, and only for the next two years until what? An election! Like a guy in the back of the squad car caught with the murder weapon in his hand saying, "Okay, I'll cooperate."

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Theological Tuesday

Parables of Jesus 26: The Faithful and Wise Slave (Matthew 24:45-51, Luke 12:42-48)

Luke 12:35-48

35"Be dressed in readiness, and keep your lamps lit.

36"Be like men who are waiting for their master when he returns from the wedding feast, so that they may immediately open the door to him when he comes and knocks.

37"Blessed are those slaves whom the master will find on the alert when he comes; truly I say to you, that he will gird himself to serve, and have them recline at the table, and will come up and wait on them.

38"Whether he comes in the second watch, or even in the ]third, and finds them so, blessed are those slaves.

39"But be sure of this, that if the head of the house had known at what hour the thief was coming, he would not have allowed his house to be broken into.

40"You too, be ready; for the Son of Man is coming at an hour that you do not expect."

41Peter said, "Lord, are You addressing this parable to us, or to everyone else as well?"

42And the Lord said, "Who then is the faithful and sensible steward, whom his master will put in charge of his servants, to give them their rations at the proper time?

43"Blessed is that slave whom his master finds so doing when he comes.

44"Truly I say to you that he will put him in charge of all his possessions.

45"But if that slave says in his heart, 'My master will be a long time in coming,' and begins to beat the slaves, both men and women, and to eat and drink and get drunk;

46the master of that slave will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he does not know, and will cut him in pieces, and assign him a place with the unbelievers.

47"And that slave who knew his master's will and did not get ready or act in accord with his will, will receive many lashes,

48but the one who did not know it, and committed deeds worthy of a flogging, will receive but few. From everyone who has been given much, much will be required; and to whom they entrusted much, of him they will ask all the more.

Matthew 24:42-51

42"Therefore be on the alert, for you do not know which day your Lord is coming.

43"But be sure of this, that if the head of the house had known at what time of the night the thief was coming, he would have been on the alert and would not have allowed his house to be broken into.

44"For this reason you also must be ready; for the Son of Man is coming at an hour when you do not think He will.

45"Who then is the faithful and sensible slave whom his master put in charge of his household to give them their food at the proper time?

46"Blessed is that slave whom his master finds so doing when he comes.

47"Truly I say to you that he will put him in charge of all his possessions.

48"But if that evil slave says in his heart, 'My master is not coming for a long time,'

49and begins to beat his fellow slaves and eat and drink with drunkards;

50the master of that slave will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour which he does not know,

51and will cut him in pieces and assign him a place with the hypocrites; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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Show notes

Placement in the book of Luke
o Luke 11
§ Lord’s prayer
§ Parable of the friend at midnight
§ Ask, seek, knock
§ Parable of the Father’s Good Gifts
§ Pharisees’ blasphemy
§ Sign of Jonah
§ Woes upon the Pharisees
o Luke 12
§ God knows and cares
§ Don’t be afraid
§ Covetousness denounced
§ Parable of the rich fool (building barn)
§ Do not worry (Matthew 6)
§ Sell and give, treasure in heaven
§ Parable of the waiting slaves
§ Parable of the wise and foolish slave
§ Christ divides men
§ Judge the times
§ Make peace with people


Placement in the book of Matthew
o Matthew 24
§ Signs of Christ’s return (Mount of Olive’s Discourse)
§ Perilous times
§ The glorious return
§ Parable of the fig tree
§ Be ready for His coming
§ Parable of the wise and faithful slave
o Matthew 25
§ Parable of the Ten Bridesmaids
§ Parable of the Talents
§ Parable of the Judgment


To whom is it addressed, how does this matter?
o Matthew and Luke have it to the disciples.
o Matthew places it in eschatological discourse only to disciples.
o Luke has it to Peter, but crowds are there also (12:1, 13)
§ Peter even asks whether it’s to just them or everyone.
§ But Jesus, in typical style, doesn’t directly answer his question.
o But it would have made sense to the religious leaders, His opponents.


What is the story a response to?
o Matthew 24:1-3 and then the Olivet Discourse two chapters long.
§ 1
Jesus
came out from the temple and was going away when His disciples came up to point out the temple buildings to Him.
§ 2And He said to them, "Do you not see all these things? Truly I say to you,
not one stone here will be left upon another, which will not be torn down."
§ 3As He was sitting on
the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, "Tell us, when will these things happen, and what will be the sign of Y
our coming, and of the end of the age?"
§ Theme of the answer: Don’t worry about when so much as what you’re doing meantime.
o Luke 12
§ Peter’s question about whether the prior parable (Waiting Slaves) was addressed to only the disciples or everyone.
§ Jesus says, der, here’s what YOU should be doing.
§ There’s something powerful missed here in that it isn’t until the Gospel of John is written much later that we have the story of Jesus three times telling Peter to feed or tend my sheep.


Is there a sequence here?
o Yes, but it seems to be quite different in Matthew and in Luke


Observations and thoughts
o Purpose
§ To give them their food at the proper time.
§ Position of leader is for serving the subordinates
o Wise slave
§ A slave’s job is to do his master’s will
§ Mentor/master distinction (Sorcerer’s Apprentice)
§ There’s plenty for him and them, if only he does what’s right.
§ Reward for doling out what was the Master’s according to the Master’s will is to rule over everything.
o Wicked slave
§ Beat his fellow slaves
· Abusing his position of authority.
· Not only refusing to feed them, but actually abusing them.
§ Wastes money on himself
§ Greed, wanting more than master gave for him
§ Mismanages the accounts, the trust (TRUST!)
§ Parties
§ Place among hypocrites
· Non-believers who claimed to be loyal to the master
· Traitors in reality.
o Key to his misbehavior
§ Opportunity (time)
§ A wicked heart
§ What was really going on in the wicked slave’s mind?
· The idea that he would get everything in order later just in time
· Planning for an 11th hour conversion
· Perhaps he believes his master would simply be forgiving.
· This is how all the other servants behave, after all
§ Does he love the master or only seek the master’s rewards?
o Contrast between the two
§ We tend to think there’s a long continuum between these two.
§ Jesus seems to think there’s only the endpoints, and the idea that you’re “not as bad as” the worst one is a great self-deception.
§ Jesus is in the habit of disabusing us of our “slightly-off-but-still-okay-ism.”


Notes
o The term for slave could also be for servant.
o Luke mentions men and women being beaten.
§ What a terrible person.
§ But this also fits Luke’s general emphasis on deliberately including women into the ministry of Jesus. They, too, are His disciples. And the beating of them is just as grievous to Him as that of the men.
o Matthew has him hanging out with other drunks, Luke only mentions that he gets drunk.
§ Matthew’s version would imply that the person who is supposed to be feeding the church is actually in league with the anti-Christians, finding, perhaps, their way of life more appealing and enticing.
§ Perhaps getting drunk isn’t so much about alcohol as about the world’s ways of enticing us and getting us into their system
· Money
· Political power
· Fame
· Simply accommodating the culture in whatever way is deemed necessary (accepting moral compromises, such as sexual ones, e.g.)
o The master comes at a surprising time to both servants.
o Clearly eschatological in the short and long terms
§ Jesus will be leaving Earth soon and leaving the ministry in the hands of His slaves, the apostles and disciples.
§ Will they handle themselves according to His wishes?
§ But Jesus, though delayed in returning enough to provoke the false into wicked behavior, will not delay forever. And when He returns, judgment will be most severe for those who, in His Name (you evil- doers, I never knew you) did these horrible acts of neglect and abuse.


General questions
o What’s with the thief references?
§ Is Jesus saying He’s like this or decidedly not like this?
§ When the wicked servant hears a knock at the door and thinks it might be the master, he panics because he thinks of Jesus as if He were a thief and a robber come to take what he’s entitled to.
§ When the good servant hears the same knock, he gets excited because his Beloved has finally come home.
§ Were you to wake up in the night at a strange sound and suddenly discover your best friend in the living room, your dread would be turned into compound joy at the bad thing turning out to be such a great blessing.
o Is this a governmental question?
§ Is this talking about state welfare, church activity, or individual generosity?
§ Is the man in the story a man or a metaphor for the entity represented: church, government, etc.
§ Is this about Jewish leaders or about Christian ones! Since it’s about the return of Christ, it must be the latter, not the former.
§ “This set of standards which is condemning the Pharisees won’t suddenly be put aside when I come back for you, My Church!”
§ Future tenses in Luke support this as well.
o If the man is not a man, necessarily, is the food and the household not each literally?
§ Food for Jesus is not the main goal, but spiritual formation and the bread of God’s Word and the meat of doing His Will.
§ Household would seem to be the people of God, the congregations.
§ Proper care of the flock includes feeding them the word of God regularly and in the appointed times. (Sundays, e.g.)
o Why does Jesus delay in coming back to reckon accounts and judge?
§ To give the wicked time to prove themselves
§ To give the righteous time to prove themselves also.
§ Delay causes uncertainty gives room for faith.
§ If you’re always overseeing subordinates (children), you never can find out where their heart truly is.
§ And they never enjoy the feeling of knowing they are serving for the love of their parents, e.g.
· Me asking the students about homework.
o Should we continually teach people to be in the process of doing so that you don’t get caught slacking?
§ Doesn’t that teach salvation constantly in jeopardy?
§ Doesn’t that also teach that we save ourselves?
§ Doesn’t that also only help those who are doing it out of fear of being caught, since those who do it by love will do it regardless?
§ Is this prophetic or motivational?
§ Or evaluative? What’s my own heart disposition? Do I tend to think like the wise or like the foolish slave? And if so, what does that mean about me?
§ This is part of a long line of passages intended to provoke you to ask whether you are in the good or the bad category, not so that you can perform harder toward the good, but so you can fall to your knees in sorrow and plead with God to have mercy on you for not being in right relation to Him.
§ The idea that you’d say, “Well, I need to do more of that,” like the Rich Young Ruler, is just more proof of your wicked self-sufficient heart attitude.

Observations
Are there any parts of this story that don’t make sense to you?
§ Why He tells it?
How would you have written it differently?
§ Do we have a salvation theory that invalidates the obvious lesson of this parable?
What is so scandalous about this story?
§ The ending, probably. So harsh.


Other related passages.
o Parable of the waiting slaves (Mark 13:34-37, Luke 12:35-38)
o Parable of the Talents
o Parable of the workers in the vineyard
o Parable of the Ten virgins
o Parable of the Two Sons
o Doorkeeper (Mark 13:34-36)
o Workers in the field, who’s taken.
o Wise and foolish builders (sudden calamity)
o Wheat and tares
§ There are so many parables again and again and again distinguishing true from false servants of God that it’s a wonder people have trouble believing and accepting the idea of hell or that some people are the enemies of God.

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Interpretation/Application
o Purpose of the story
§ Those who know the Will of God and do not do it are going to receive the harshest punishment.
§ Don’t be too eager to know more about God unless you’re willing to embrace the sterner punishment that goes with it.
§ Knowing more about God only INCREASES your culpability rather than diminishing it.
§ Also, don’t begrudge judging other Christian leaders who do not do what they’re supposed to (wheat and tares). God will find them unexpectedly and they will get what they deserve.

o Be prepared for a delay in my return
§ The foolishness of the Five Virgins who don’t realize I’m going to be awhile delayed.

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Modern retellings
o Wise and foolish babysitter told that the parents won’t be home until late.
o Wise and foolish teenager left home alone for the weekend.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Wacky Wednesday--Democracy Is Dangerous

Note: Before reading the following arguments, please understand that they are not what I believe. On Wednesdays, I deliberately argue for wrong ideas, challenging my listeners to call and defend the obvious right answer, which is usually far harder than one would expect. This is a summary of what Wacky Andrew will be arguing, not a representation of what real Andrew believes.

~People elect tyrants (or at least support them) regularly: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Putin, the Ayatollah, Chavez, and Castro, just to name a few.

~True democracy in Egypt might well make Iran II.

~The problem is that democracy presupposes a pretty high caliber of citizenry, and without this, it’s like letting the inmates run the prison or the children run the nursery.

~Voters are generally quite stupid, without real principle, use government to serve themselves, aren’t informed, and haven’t read the Constitution.

~Democracy gave us Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and Jimmy Carter. It also gave us (if you prefer) Richard Nixon and George W. Bush.

~Why do we have a massive deficit? Democracy

~Why do we have intrusive fiscal policies? Democracy

~Why is Social Security the third rail of politics? Democracy

~Why is abortion legal? Democracy

~Why is porn legal? Democracy

~Why is gay marriage soon to be legal? Democracy

~Why is there pork? Democracy

~Democracy is relativism, where each man’s opinion is considered sacred enough to deserve a vote regardless of its quality.

~The tyranny of the majority is no less a tyranny than any other.

~The problems created by majority rule inevitably lead to tyranny.

~The Kingdom of God is not a democracy. Why would we think we can best honor Him by making one?

~How does democracy prepare people for the master-servant relationship of Christianity?

~Plato and Aristotle both considered democracy to be basically a stepping stone toward corrupt government and tyranny. This is because the individuals are so inept at governing they will demand their legislators do things that cause so many problems that they will then seek a tyrant. Nazi Germany anyone?

~Democracy rewards effective campaigning skills rather than effective governing skills. The best salesman isn’t usually a very good engineer or manager.

~Many very productive organizational structures are decidedly undemocratic: Jobs, Sports, Churches, and Family.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Theological Tuesday

Parables of Jesus 25: The Waiting Slaves (Mark 13:34-37, Luke 12:35-38)

And The Faithful and Wise Slave (Matthew 24:45-51, Luke 12:42-48)

Mark 13:24-37

24"But in those days, after that tribulation, THE SUN WILL BE DARKENED AND THE MOON WILL NOT GIVE ITS LIGHT,

25AND THE STARS WILL BE FALLING from heaven, and the powers that are in the heavens will be shaken.

26"Then they will see THE SON OF MAN COMING IN CLOUDS with great power and glory.

27"And then He will send forth the angels, and will gather together His elect from the four winds, from the farthest end of the earth to the farthest end of heaven.

28"Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near.

29"Even so, you too, when you see these things happening, recognize that He is near, right at the door.

30"Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place.

31"Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away.

32"But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.

33"Take heed, keep on the alert; for you do not know when the appointed time will come.

34"It is like a man away on a journey, who upon leaving his house and putting his slaves in charge, assigning to each one his task, also commanded the doorkeeper to stay on the alert.

35"Therefore, be on the alert--for you do not know when the master of the house is coming, whether in the evening, at midnight, or when the rooster crows, or in the morning--

36in case he should come suddenly and find you asleep.

37"What I say to you I say to all, 'Be on the alert!'"

Luke 12:35-48

35"Be dressed in readiness, and keep your lamps lit.

36"Be like men who are waiting for their master when he returns from the wedding feast, so that they may immediately open the door to him when he comes and knocks.

37"Blessed are those slaves whom the master will find on the alert when he comes; truly I say to you, that he will gird himself to serve, and have them recline at the table, and will come up and wait on them.

38"Whether he comes in the second watch, or even in the ]third, and finds them so, blessed are those slaves.

39"But be sure of this, that if the head of the house had known at what hour the thief was coming, he would not have allowed his house to be broken into.

40"You too, be ready; for the Son of Man is coming at an hour that you do not expect."

41Peter said, "Lord, are You addressing this parable to us, or to everyone else as well?"

42And the Lord said, "Who then is the faithful and sensible steward, whom his master will put in charge of his servants, to give them their rations at the proper time?

43"Blessed is that slave whom his master finds so doing when he comes.

44"Truly I say to you that he will put him in charge of all his possessions.

45"But if that slave says in his heart, 'My master will be a long time in coming,' and begins to beat the slaves, both men and women, and to eat and drink and get drunk;

46the master of that slave will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he does not know, and will cut him in pieces, and assign him a place with the unbelievers.

47"And that slave who knew his master's will and did not get ready or act in accord with his will, will receive many lashes,

48but the one who did not know it, and committed deeds worthy of a flogging, will receive but few. From everyone who has been given much, much will be required; and to whom they entrusted much, of him they will ask all the more.

Matthew 24:42-51

42"Therefore be on the alert, for you do not know which day your Lord is coming.

43"But be sure of this, that if the head of the house had known at what time of the night the thief was coming, he would have been on the alert and would not have allowed his house to be broken into.

44"For this reason you also must be ready; for the Son of Man is coming at an hour when you do not think He will.

45"Who then is the faithful and sensible slave whom his master put in charge of his household to give them their food at the proper time?

46"Blessed is that slave whom his master finds so doing when he comes.

47"Truly I say to you that he will put him in charge of all his possessions.

48"But if that evil slave says in his heart, 'My master is not coming for a long time,'

49and begins to beat his fellow slaves and eat and drink with drunkards;

50the master of that slave will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour which he does not know,

51and will cut him in pieces and assign him a place with the hypocrites; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Ethics: Should U.S. Citizenship Be A Geographical Birthright?

Almost every ordinary person believes that anyone born on U.S. soil is a citizen, ever since the 14th Amendment. This is actually so well-known that pregnant women sometimes come here with the intention of delivering on U.S. soil, giving their children U.S. citizenship and (if they stay), creating what are called “anchor babies.” In reality, however, there have been some notable exceptions to this doctrine of birthright citizenship, particularly children of foreign dignitaries and (prior to the Indian Citizenship Act of 1924) native Americans. Also, one person whose parents were here legally had to go all the way to the Supreme Court to prove he was a citizen precisely because his status was not so obvious. This is because of one little phrase in the 14th Amendment about birthright citizenship flowing to persons “subject to the jurisdiction” of the United States. Recent proposals by Arizona legislators would seek to force a clarification of the federal position on this issue by denying Arizona citizenship to the children of illegal immigrants. Would it be ethical to deny citizenship to the childen of people illegally in the United States?

Links:

Birthright Citizenship in the U.S. (Wikipedia)

U.S. Citizenship (Wikipedia)

Fourteenth Amendment (Wikipedia)

Citizenship Clause (Wikipedia)

Mexican nationality law (Wikipedia)

Arizona attacks birthright citizenship (New American)

HB 2561

HB 2562

The terrible mistake of revoking BRC (NY Daily news)

A heavy price to ending BRC (LA Times)

AZ Leg targets BRC (WSJ)

BRC fight begins in AZ (AZR)

Ending BRC wouldn’t stop illegals (Immigration Policy)

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Wacky Wednesday--Civility Is Overrated

Note: Before reading the following arguments, please understand that they are not what I believe. On Wednesdays, I deliberately argue for wrong ideas, challenging my listeners to call and defend the obvious right answer, which is usually far harder than one would expect. This is a summary of what Wacky Andrew will be arguing, not a representation of what real Andrew believes.

~If you really hate someone, being decent is a form of lying.

~Honesty is always better, even if it’s mean honesty.

~You should be able to express yourself any way you want to. That’s what people have fought and died to protect in this country.

~It’s less effective than being rude.

~Humor and negative emotion are extremely powerful persuasive tools.

~Negative ads get run in campaigns for a reason. Because negative emotion works.

~Some people don’t deserve respect. To offer it to them is to legitimize them.

~Some ideas don’t’ deserve respect. To treat them with it is to legitimize them.

~Incivility at root is an attempt to make our opponents look bad, when they really are bad.

~Democracy presumes the ability and willingness to hear everyone’s point of view.

~Free speech presumes that anyone can communicate any idea in any way he is able. If he stutters, we should still listen. If he swears, well, some people swear a lot.

~All this talk about being nice to one another is a distraction from the real issues which are what inspired all the rude talk in the first place.

~Sometimes it takes rudeness to penetrate a closed mind. “Gosh why does everyone hate me and treat me so badly?”

~“Be more civil” is what the Baptist leadership told MLK jr.

~Civiltarians are more interested in losing well than winning badly.

~Rudeness is a form of power, and we should use power for good purposes.

~Polite protestors don’t get air time and genial guests don’t get invited on talk shows.

~Civility is just another way of marginalizing those who aren’t skilled at the rules of etiquette.

~Elijah was not particularly polite to the prophets of Baal, nor Jesus to the moneychangers or the Pharisees.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Parables of Jesus 24: The Father's Good Gifts


Matthew 7:7-12
7"Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.
8"For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened.
9"Or what man is there among you who, when his son asks for a loaf, will give him a stone?
10"Or if he asks for a fish, he will not give him a snake, will he?
11"If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give what is good to those who ask Him!
12"In everything, therefore, treat people the same way you want them to treat you, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

Luke 11:1-13
1It happened that while Jesus was praying in a certain place, after He had finished, one of His disciples said to Him, "Lord, teach us to pray just as John also taught his disciples."
2And He said to them, "When you pray, say: 'Father, hallowed be Your name. Your kingdom come. 3'Give us each day our daily bread. 4'And forgive us our sins, For we ourselves also forgive everyone who is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation.'"
5Then He said to them, "Suppose one of you has a friend, and goes to him at midnight and says to him, 'Friend, lend me three loaves;
6for a friend of mine has come to me from a journey, and I have nothing to set before him';
7and from inside he answers and says, 'Do not bother me; the door has already been shut and my children and I are in bed; I cannot get up and give you anything.'
8"I tell you, even though he will not get up and give him anything because he is his friend, yet because of his persistence he will get up and give him as much as he needs.
9"So I say to you, ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.
10"For everyone who asks, receives; and he who seeks, finds; and to him who knocks, it will be opened.
11"Now suppose one of you fathers is asked by his son for a fish; he will not give him a snake instead of a fish, will he?
12"Or if he is asked for an egg, he will not give him a scorpion, will he? 13"If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to those who ask Him?"