Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Wacky Wednesday--Burqas make sense

Note: Before reading the following arguments, please understand that they are not what I believe. On Wednesdays, I deliberately argue for wrong ideas, challenging my listeners to call and defend the obvious right answer, which is usually far harder than one would expect. This is a summary of what Wacky Andrew will be arguing, not a representation of what real Andrew believes.

~Saves money on clothing. No shopping sprees to explain later.
~Acknowledges that the moral and sexual atmosphere is at least as important and dangerous as the physical atmosphere (weather conditions)
~Tell me you’ve never walked down Mill Avenue and thought to yourself, “Gosh. Maybe those Muslims are onto something.”
~On burqa boulevard, how do you tell who are the prostitutes?
~Catering to the natural understanding of men’s visual system for sexuality.
~The way most women dress constitutes sexual assault.
~Don’t you just sometimes wish you could turn off the sexualization of all society?
~Millions of women who wear them believe in the practice.
~Do we have a problem with women being too concerned with their looks in America today? Or with older women being treated as a spoiled piece of produce merely because of their age?

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