Note: Before reading the following arguments, please understand that they are not what I believe. On Wednesdays, I deliberately argue for wrong ideas, challenging my listeners to call and defend the obvious right answer, which is usually far harder than one would expect. This is a summary of what Wacky Andrew will be arguing, not a representation of what real Andrew believes.~You know why women flock to men like John Wayne or Harrison Ford? Because they’re not wussies.
~Men are defined by what they do, and to have them do womanly things is to redefine them as women. That’s why men need the boundaries of knowing what behaviors in life are masculine and feminine.
~Show me men in the Bible cooking and cleaning.
~If men do women’s work, what will women do?
~Women have daintier, more nimble fingers for doing the fine detail work involved in traditionally feminine activities like sewing, cooking, and cleaning.
~If women don’t scrub and clean, how will they get their exercise?
~If men know how to cook and clean, what do they need women for?
~If men take on women’s jobs, who will do men’s jobs?
~When you totally depend on someone else this way, you have more incentive to stay married because divorce would be practically disastrous.
~How many kings cook their own meals and clean the castle?
~Is providing a home, paying the bills, and protecting you not enough?
~Men never clean to a woman’s standards or as often as she likes for the simple reason that we don’t care the way they do.
~Feminism is one of the greatest threats to Christianity and our American way of life. Where do you think feminism starts?
~Proverbs 31 is not about men.
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When Dads clean up, it pays off bigtime by Newsroom.UCR.edu
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