Monday, March 28, 2011

Nissan testing exports for radioactivity.


Nissan has gotten “ahead of the urban myth” and begun testing its exports for measurable radioactivity, even though they don’t have facilities anywhere near the nuclear emergency. As expected, they’re not showing any sign of contamination. I don’t know what’s more troubling: that Nissan thinks Americans might be this dumb, or that they might actually be right about how dumb we are. The only question now is whether the scare-mongers will interpret this as evidence they know something and are trying to cover it up. If they didn’t test at all, that too would be evidence of either incompetence or a cover-up, right?

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